Lord of the Rings THE ONE RING - My PRECIOUS!!!!

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This ring is POWERFUL. With it you can rule the world, as stated in Elvish writing engraved on box.
I was forbidden to give it away; it must be bought at a 2M valuation but ebay is only allowing me to post 62.66 I will accept gold, silver, cash or PayPal.
Maybe you can handle this colossal burden. Times are rough, to say the least, I can not take the taxation this power has over me,
SERIOUSLY, WILL YOU TAKE IT
Restrictions are as follow: No former or acting political candidate may purchase. If you live in a shire you may have this at no cost. Anyone or thing living within the gates of Mordor are prohibited from purchase. Background check will be conducted before ring transferal of ownership.
P.S. I need to start a business and would really appreciate the funding to market my new mobile app releasing 2021:)